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Glamour
A casual introduction. 你好世界!
Let’s talk about artichokes
The artichoke is mentioned as a garden plant in the 8th century BC by Homer and Hesiod. The naturally occurring variant of the artichoke, the cardoon, which is native to the Mediterranean area, also has records of use as a food among the ancient Greeks and Romans. Pliny the Elder mentioned growing of carduus in Carthage and Cordoba.
He holds him with a skinny hand, ‘There was a ship,’ quoth he. ‘Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!’ An artichoke, dropt he.
--Samuel Taylor Coleridge, The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
Other foods worth mentioning
- Carrots
- Celery
- Tacos
- Soft
- Hard
- Cucumber
Things to eat today
- Carrots
- Ramen
- Currywurst
Power levels of the aforementioned foods
| Name | Power | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| Carrots | 9001 | It’s over 9000?! |
| Ramen | 9002 | Also over 9000?! |
| Currywurst | 10000 | What?! |
Currying Artichokes
Here’s a bit of code in Haskell, because we are fancy.
Remember that to compile Haskell you’ll need ghc.
module Main where import Data . List ( intercalate ) hello :: String -> String hello s = "Hello, " <> s <> "." main :: IO () main = putStrLn $ intercalate "\n" $ hello <$> [ "artichoke" , "alcachofa" ]
Alcachofa, if you were wondering, is artichoke in Spanish.
1Glamour 2======= 3 4A casual introduction. 你好世界! 5 6## Let’s talk about artichokes 7 8The _artichoke_ is mentioned as a garden plant in the 8th century BC by Homer 9**and** Hesiod. The naturally occurring variant of the artichoke, the cardoon, 10which is native to the Mediterranean area, also has records of use as a food 11among the ancient Greeks and Romans. Pliny the Elder mentioned growing of 12_carduus_ in Carthage and Cordoba. 13 14> He holds him with a skinny hand, 15> ‘There was a ship,’ quoth he. 16> ‘Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!’ 17> An artichoke, dropt he. 18 19--Samuel Taylor Coleridge, [The Rime of the Ancient Mariner][rime] 20 21[rime] :https://poetryfoundation.org/poems/43997/ 22 23## Other foods worth mentioning 24 251. Carrots 261. Celery 271. Tacos 28* Soft 29* Hard 301. Cucumber 31 32## Things to eat today 33 34* [x] Carrots 35* [x] Ramen 36* [ ] Currywurst 37 38### Power levels of the aforementioned foods 39 40| Name | Power | Comment | 41| --- | --- | --- | 42| Carrots | 9001 | It’s over 9000?! | 43| Ramen | 9002 | Also over 9000?! | 44| Currywurst | 10000 | What?! | 45 46## Currying Artichokes 47 48Here’s a bit of code in [Haskell](https://haskell.org), because we are fancy. 49Remember that to compile Haskell you’ll need `ghc`. 50 51``` haskell 52module Main where 53 54import Data . List ( intercalate ) 55 56hello :: String -> String 57hello s = "Hello, " <> s <> "." 58 59main :: IO () 60main = putStrLn 61$ intercalate "\n" 62$ hello <$> [ "artichoke" , "alcachofa" ] 63``` 64 65*** 66 67_Alcachofa_, if you were wondering, is artichoke in Spanish.